Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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