If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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