So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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