whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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