Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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