Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
