she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
God, I missed his penis.
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