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Sacagawea was the original milf.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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