How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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