you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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