she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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