on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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