do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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