There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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