I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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