I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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