Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
someone owes me an orgasm
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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