i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
ttyl tear gas
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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