I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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