yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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