I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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