Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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