the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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