Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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