I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
