i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Randomize
