But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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