i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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