I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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