are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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