I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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