no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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