I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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