He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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