honey bunches of taint.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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