meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
she told me i tasted like america
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Randomize
