So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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