she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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