so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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