I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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