like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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