There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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