Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
