Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
smell my finger.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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