You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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