I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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