I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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