I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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