just come out here and I will go home with you...
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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