What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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